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The Gilded Cage - Chapter 1
I felt the flow of humanity move around me as I stood outside of St Bartholemew’s Hospital, and there was quite a bit of it at eight o’clock on a Friday evening. The pavement still radiated heat that it had stored during the day, of course it helped that the sun had only gone down less than an hour ago. Despite the fact that there were quite a few people making their way past the non-descript hospital, no-one jostled me.
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Caution. She bites!
Wallpaper of choice: No wallpaper... PAINT!
Skin of choice: Scales
Personal Quote: Darnit! My evil plan has been foiled by my own left breast... again...
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This makes the dragon sad.

Every year, the moon is moving 3cm further away from the earth. Thats quite a distance in my oppinion!

When I was young, I remember the moon being much bigger than it is now. It's nice to know it's not my imagination, but that doesn't stop it being sad... What happens when the moon abandons us and goes off on it's merry little way? What will the american space program have to aim for then?

I mean, we've already littered all over it, and there are some people that want to blast more junk into the surface of it (at $1000 a gram)... surely we can't let it wander away in that condition.

Personally, I think that as soon as humanity manages to set up a permanent base on the magnetic poles of the moon, we should immediatly start on building retro boosters on the dark side so we can blast that giant hunk of rock back into a closer orbit with the earth.

If it escapes us, not only are we sending out a terrible message to any other life that is out there, but we'll also lose the greatest atractor in our night sky. We're already killing the stars with light pollution... and if the moon goes, what is going to affect the tides? The ocean will become alot more boring!

As will humanity! We'll no longer have such a visible excuse to blame all our crimes of passion on, no longer be able to scare each other with tales of werewolves on the full moon.... Having one's beast called out whenever mars is closest to earth's orbit is a little weak... I can just see it now...

"Which one is mars?"
"That little dot in the sky..."
"That little dot?"
"No, that other little dot... the red one..."
"... they all look the same colour to me...."
"... Yeah..."
"... So... when are we supposed to be attacked by this werewolf?"

Say it with me people!

Bring back the Moon!


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Commanderhurtz Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Hello!-> I Really Like Your Art And I really Like Your Iksar Art So I Wanted To Ask If You Take Commisions? And If You Do Will You Take Points?

Thank You For Reading ^^
LadyShar Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2010  Student General Artist
hey you! i just reposted Chapter one all fixed up!
Lemondragon Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2010
Ooooooh *wanders off to peruse*
LadyShar Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2010  Student General Artist
let me know what you think!
LadyShar Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2009  Student General Artist
steohy wants to know if you are a lemon dragon why is you purple?
Lemondragon Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009
Look carefully of any of the dragon pics of me and tell me what the colour of the inside of my mouth is.
LadyShar Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009  Student General Artist
lol really.
L-5 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2009
I forgot to mention (re: the dragon tat you did for me); you must be psychic. Why? because chinese dragons have 4 toes (korean: 5 toes, Japanese: 3 toes) and I happen to be chinese. Another way it's better!
Lemondragon Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009
LadyShar Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2009  Student General Artist

1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they dont like you.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. If not for you, someone may not be living.

8. You are special and unique.

9. Someone that you dont even know exists loves you.

10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.

12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably wont get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.

13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.

15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.
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